Start of My Fast/Cleanse!

I'm staying home from school today...again. I was halfway through making my grits this morning, when I realized that it wouldn't truly be a fast unless I didn't let any solid food pass my lips. So threw out the dried grits and I used the water I was going to use to make coffee...unfortunately, I ran out of MY coffee, which has a natural vanilla flavor infused with it and only 5 calories, so I had to use my mothers coffee, which apparently has a natural shit flavor infused with it. I had to use creamer and splenda to make it taste alright...the creamer has 40 calories in it :C but the Splenda for Coffee that I use has 0 calories in it :D. So that brings my morning total up to 45 calories for breakfast.
Today, my uncle is taking all the furniture out of my house (which is really his house....) and so I have to take all the furniture from my old house and put it in this house. That'll be a nice change. And moving around will be a good way to burn some calories. In fact, I'm fairly sure that I already burned off the 45 calories I ate for breakfast.
Oh, yeah, got on the scale this morning and it read 128 lbs. still. I knew I wouldn't lose any because of my binge...maybe in a couple of days it'll read 127, or maybe even 126? Is that too much to ask for?

Grits, Not Oatmeal.

My muscles are STILL so freaking sore from my work out yesterday. I went to the 24 hour fitness place down my street (loves that place!) and worked my ass off...I saw the manager person looking at me funny after awhile, so I had to leave. I'm sure I worked off that cupcake and potato salad, though. So yeah. Oh, and all day today, I didn't eat a thing but my 100 calories of grits this morning. I know, I told you oatmeal the other day, but it's not oatmeal! It's grits. It's this Quakers stuff, and 1 packet of instant grits is 100 calories. I'm too lazy to measure out exactly 100 cals of oatmeal, I'm sorry! It's easier to just make grits. Anyways, I always add a shit-load of cinnamon to it to make it taste good. Oh crap- does cinnamon have calories?

Dumb fat bitch.

Well, today was okay, fasting-wise. Other than that, though, my life is all fucked up. I just found out that my ex-boyfriend is dating some girl who is one of the fattest girls at the school. SERIOUSLY? I starved my ass off to be thin, and he dumps me for some heifer with no self control? Are you fucking kidding me? And that heifer came up to me in the hallway and accused me of flirting with her boyfriend. I was like, yeah, like I would ever flirt with a chubby chaser. Whatever, fat ass, go eat a cake or something.
I didn't actually say that but I thought it. lol. I'm surprised that her mouth was unoccupied long enough to get more than three words out. (Ew, that sounds so sexual. But yeah, she's a slut, too.)
Whatever. That guy had no idea what he had. I hope he gets smothered between his whores fat rolls.